Beanworld Wiki

A happy Bean

The Beanworld is the home of the Beans.

Beans have no gender. They refer to each other as "brother" or "sister", but these distinctions are just a moiety [a distinction not based on any characteristic - like the members of a sports team]. Professor Garbanzo and Heyoka are always refered to as "she", while Beanish is refered to as "he".

All beans have a role in the Beanworld. Those that aren't musicians, inventors, or artists are part of the Chow Sol'jer Army. It's their job to get chow from the Hoi-Polloi by going on chow raid.

The beans have a lot of recreational activities on Goof-Off Days. There are races, games like slapslat, and dances with music by the Boom'r Band. Beanish produces Look·See·Shows for everyone to enjoy. The beans also teach everything they know to the Pod'l'pool Cuties.

There are currently 23 beans in the Beanworld:

  • Professor Garbanzo
  • The members of the Chow Sol'jer Army:
  • The three members of The Boom'r Band (1 Brother, 2 Sisters)
  • Beanish
  • 5 Pod'l'pool Cuties (3 Brothers, 2 Sisters)
  • Heyoka

(Mr. Spook doesn't count. He isn't a bean!)

Beanworld Census

A Beanworld Census by Larry Marder

Beanworld Characters
Beans: Mr. Spook  • Professor Garbanzo  • Boom'r Band  • Beanish  • Heyoka  • Chow Sol'jer Army  • Pod'l'pool Cuties

Goofy Jerks: Goofy Sermon Jerk  • Goofy Service Jerks  • Goofy Surveillance Jerks  • Goofy Surgeon Jerks  • Goofy Survey Jerks

Other characters: Gran'Ma'Pa  • Sprout-Butt  • Elusive Notworm  • Dreamishness  • Hoi-Polloi  • Little Clone Son  • Popping Critters  • Der Kveen  • Insects  • Big Fish  • Mr. Teach'm  • Limelight  • The Bitester  • Aunt Petunia  • Gangster Thing